Father of the bride Wiestaw Wonjnar has one goal: to give his daughter the most memorable wedding in the village. Unfortunately, the Audi he gives his son-in-law as an inducement to marry the pregnant Kaska turns out to be stolen, her lover arrives uninvited, the band demands more money, and the police, the notary and the priest all have to be bribed before the night is over. Not to mention that the catering is awful, the guests almost drown in vodka, the bride's grandfather locks himself in the loo and dies of a heart attack, the bride's mother runs off with her husband's best friend, a hit man cuts off Wieslaw's finger and someone else steals all his money.